Lets play what is it?!

First look at the picture and tell me (at a quick GLANCE) what you think it looks like. Don't look hard, I want you to have the same experience I did when I first saw it. Got it? Okay!

Second:

And Finally:

Maybe you will think I'm an idiot here but... I saw this for sale on Ebay and it made me look twice because at first glance I THOUGHT IT WAS A WHISTLE! I was looking through the Daily Deals section and this was a featured item. I pulled the listing up to see what it really was and it turned out to be a "Handy Vac" or as I have always called them "Dust Buster", which yes, I know that is a specific brand but I don't care. The first picture looks like a whistle, the second like a Bluetooth and the third like a strange pocket knife... I am just amazed at how many different pictures they took and it still doesn't represent itself very well. I would like to say that no one would put their mouth on it and blow but then again... I don't know you.

Clorox- Which one is whiter?

I have been seeing this TV Ad for Clorox Bleach for several months now and it still bugs me as much today as it did the first time I ever saw it. The Ad has a guy holding an example board on the street with 2 white socks on it. He asks people as they walk by "Which sock is whiter"? to which everyone replies "The one on the (insert whichever side has the Clorox washed sock on it)". Well the issue for me is that the board clearly reads "CLOROX" in bold letters above the Clorox sock and the other side just says something like "Other Brand"... of course people are going to point and say th Clorox one is whiter because it's a namebrand in bold letters. Sheesh people, come on now. I believe Clorox is the better brand but I hate this ridiculous Ad. You've made a good product for MANY years so why mess it up by using a clearly staged Ad... it really doesn't make me feel the product is reliable enough to stand on it's own, which we all know it does.

Fast Food Whoops

This one is kind of interactive! My husband and I went through the Subway drive through a few weeks ago, he was driving which means he was ordering for us. He was supposed to order a FOOTLONG, MEATBALL on WHEAT...what he ordered was a FOOTBALL on wheat... I started laughing and he realized what he said and he corrected the order. We laughed as we sat in line and when the clerk came to the window my husband asked if he had heard his mistake, in which the clerk replied "Football instead of Meatball sir?" and we laughed again. Well, we went to Carl's JR yesterday and once again James was driving/ordering. He was supposed to order a #2 JUST Ketchup & Pickles, what he ordered was a #2 just ketchup and A PICKLE... the girl working said "A pickle sir?" and he corrected that. She then asked what the drink would be and he said "A cLoak" instead of a Coke... priceless.
There is a reason why I prefer to be the driver when we go through food places. So my question to all of you is:
Have you ever made an ordering mistake? If so, what and where was it?

Female Body Builders

I know all about the feminist movement and equal rights. I've heard the song "Anything you can do, I can do better". I was raised to believe that women are strong, independent thinkers and can easy take care of themselves... There are things women can't do naturally; impregnate others, pee standing up (without making a mess or an aid), and apparently we can't be president. I see these disgusting "Female" body building competitions on tv and well, I just can't eat afterwards. Women can do basically anything they set their minds to but why would any woman want to do this?! Women should look differently then men and when you look like this it's just sick. I don't even like the Men's Body building because of the unnecessary bulging of the veins...gross. Bottom line, you don't have to look like a prissy cheerleader but you shouldn't look like an ad for Billy's Boot Camp either.

I park in handicap spots...

This just ticks me off! How handicap can you be to get in and out of an already HUGE SUV thats been lifted another 1.5 feet?!!!? I watched this entire family decend from this SUV today and none of them had any visible disabilities, except their brains which made them think this monstrosity was okay! I looked and there was no hanging tag or symbol on the vehicle tags to say they are disabled. The only justice for people like this is for them to eventually have a disability but when they need to park an inconsiderate jerk will be taking their spot.

Want your car washed?

We live in 29 Plams, CA which is base to thousands of Marines, Sailors and their families. This is the hand car wash we found today taking place in front of the Pizza Hut. Draw your own conclusion.

Dr. Cox in My Fishbowl

I don't know about you guys but this is pretty darn close to the actual Alice in my opinion!