Fake racers

I hate being on the road in my Mustang and a stupid little Neon,Focus,Honda,Probe,or any tiny car pulls up alongside me and challenges me. I don't even mess with it much anymore. Knowing my car can do it is just fine with me. I think to myself "oh yeah, your SO impressive with your missing muffler and fart can backfires". What I enjoy the most is when they speed off (after the racing rejection) just to get caught at the same redlight as me. I always get a kick out of that. Does anyone else talk to the other cars on the road? I do it all the time! "Your a real man in that frikken duelly ranch style extended cab so high off the ground you need a ladder to get in", "Neon pink rims on a solid white Honda, thats original", "You go get that ticket for me", or " I hope your car doesn't drive off without you", that last one of course being said of the Prius. I'm constantly sarcastic on the roads because if I weren't I'd be super angry. It's all good though because where I drive everyone is a jerk on the roads.
My sarcasm keeps me calm and that is exactly what I need.
Maybe more folks should be sarcastic instead of trying to run people off the road.
I know I'm considered fanatical about Mustangs but it's hard not to be. In my perfect world Mustangs would drive side by side and rule the roads. I'm not ashamed to say
"I LOVE MY MUSTANG"!