Fuel

Libya oh Libya,

How is it that from so far away you can control how far I drive and why? Why did America make the Ford Mustang for me yet you keep me from enjoying it? I like fuel cuz it makes my car go "Vroom-Vroom".
Pah-Pah-Pweeze drop the protest so I can once again make totally unnecessary trips to places I don't need to just because my Country is free and spoiled. If I'm forced to pay more for fuel then I will have to learn to live without stuff and that just sucks. You understand, I know you do. So C'Mon, have a few drinks, take a LONG nap and talk to your Gramma. It'll all look better in the morning.

and if that doesn't work then....

*Points finger, grits teeth* Stop it, just stop it.